Wednesday, July 15, 2009

10 reasons "Why gays are important?"


Hey comrades,
Today on "WHY GAYS.....", I'm going to talk to you about why gays are important you the world. Well......
Firstly: By legalizing gay marriages, we can save the economy. The average American wedding costs like around $20,000. The number of gay couples living together without the benefit of marriage is estimated at 3 million. Using those numbers, same-sex marriages could pump an estimated additional $60 billion in revenue into our deteriorating economy. Oh and that doesn't even include money from the pre-wedding parties, honeymoons, or wedding registries.
Secondly: we can slow down birth rates. Well neither one of us can reproduce right? Duh!!!
Thirdly: We are the only species in males that are allowed to say " fabulous!!!" and " honey" to everyone... even animals. Ane we can call girls " girlfriend" even if they're not your girlfriend.
Fourthly: We have good expression. We can smile to let someone know we can't stand them.
Fifthly: We can teach you people how to be FIERCE!!!
Sixth: We can understand both sides of the gender. ( So you can tell me anything people )
seventh: We are the only group of people not touched by war. So we are precious, "pure".
Eighth: We make life for girls more colourful and fun. As we always have a smile on our faces.
Ninth: Girls can easiliy ask whether their ass is too big or what they are wearing is disgusting or not.
Tenth: We have the greatest gossips you need...From both sexes...
OK you might disagree to this...but this is my blog and i can say what i want to say...bye

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