desperate
2:05 AM |

JOKE OF THE DAY
so today mrs tan emailed me(we've been emailing(normal chatting) for like 3 weeks)she really made me feel good about myself after i sent her my email that the malay guys would make fun out of me.

so putting that aside once i got home i watched all the AMERICA' S NEXT TOP MODEL runway walking and male models runway walks to practice and i think i know what to do( but once there i walk like normal haha)i even send jiajin some ANTM videos on runway walkseg. crossing of legs and such

i even know what to do during the real thing.just have to tell li pin my plan although i do want a shawl for myself to WORK IT during the runway.

FUNNY QUOTES:
1)You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2)If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3)I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
4)Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5)If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
6)There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
7)I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
8)If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?