IT'S BEEN TOO HARD LIVING.......BUT I'M AFRAID TO DIE




this is a picture me and my sis eating kfc in the hospital
this is me doing my sultery but soothing pose




this is the time when my brother was so in a bad mood but i still took a photo.haha
this is the time when we were about to go to the hospital outside our house..the hp was actually me holding out open.if i let go it would drop down 5 floor.haha this was the time when we took the taxi to the airport.we faked the sleep DUH
this was the time in my dad's ward when my mum cooked lazagna and we ate my sis ate first so i posed .....as so.
then suddenly when my sister want to feed me, the lazagna PLOOPED onto my gown and i quickly asked my bro to hurry take a picture of it.you can see that my sis was laughing








this is when we had to go out of the room as the nurses are changing my dad's pampers



How to Act Like a Model


Learn to walk like a model.

1. Walk normally. Notice the space between your feet as you walk. On the runway, models walk with one foot directly in front of the other. Take a step with one leg, then take another and put the foot directly in front of the other, leaving a two inch space between your toes and your heel. Repeat. Notice how your hips sway perfectly and along with your legs.
2. Look up. Make sure you are looking straight out in front of you. Always have a face that perfectly reflects your mood, but make sure it's attractive.

How to Pose for a Passport

There is always a problem in this catogory.People would always be embarrassed by their One-time photo shot.this is the way you should do it.

• Tie hair back=this is to show off your bonestructures(boys nothing to tie)
• Do a pose i.e. pout, mimic(try tilting your head down so as to make your forehead bigger and not your jaws bigger)
• *Snap!*
• 
  You should have your picture ready.

well today we had to go to the hospital to visit my dad.we brought our laptop but the connection there was not good .so i did my maths..and it was all boring there till 8pm.

but when we were to heat up our food(wrapped with aluminium foil) in the microwave oven.the second i pressed start, blue electric bolts was like engulfing the foil and we were both scared. but i quickly pressed stop and told mama to do it for us.

then my uncle came to what i thought was to bring us back home. but he decided to go to carrefour(with his wife also) with us.and i was like...i wanna go home.during the shopping, i was like standing on top of the front of the shopping trolley and suddenly....WHAMP the box of chocolates dropped onto the floor. and i had to pick it all up(HOW EMBARRASSING)

anyway after 2 hours of shopping.(or less) i thought we are surely going back home after that.then he drove us into a food centre and we ate there.i didn't buy anything, just shared our mee goreng with my sis.and then we went back home

THE GOOD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY WAS:

1. i chatted with habibul on msn (its really fun)
2. ..........................................................................nothing else
   

1. The classic model's pose is to arrange your body 3/4 toward the camera with one foot in front of the other and one shoulder closer to the camera than the other. This isn’t the best pose for everybody, however, and it can look a little ridiculous when used in a family photo right next to your Uncle Bob.

2. Get rid of a double chin. Tilt your head down slightly and try to position yourself so that the camera is a little above your eye level. This will hide a double chin fairly effectively. You can also put one hand under your chin as though you’re resting your head on your hand (keep the thumb side of your hand out of the camera’s view, if possible). Don't actually rest any weight on the hand, however, or you will push the skin into an unflattering position. Also try resting your tongue against the roof of your mouth

3.
Relax. Many people end up looking odd in photos because they freeze into odd facial expressions with a “say cheese" type of smile on their face. If you're used to having bad pictures taken of yourself, you probably get nervous in front of the camera, and this can make things even worse. If you know a picture is about to be taken, take a deep breath and exhale naturally, relaxing your arms and shoulders. As you exhale, smile or strike whatever pose is appropriate. Don't hold your breath, either in or out, otherwise you'll appear as though you're tense or suffocating. If you see the photo coming too late, don’t panic and try to strike a pose. Keep doing what you're doing and try to ignore the camera. It may not turn out perfectly, but you’ve got a better chance than if the camera catches you quickly trying to change your facial expression. The more comfortable and relaxed you appear, the better the photo will turn out.

DIFFERENT KINDS OF POSES:

1)sexy and slutty=1.lift your head up but don't face the camera, it will make your nostrils huge.tilt your head to the left or right.2.relax your lips but opoen it slightly

2)innocent but soothing=1.smile with your eyes but thicken your lips a little

3)fierce-ness=you look down(tilt your head down).and squint with your eyes. not like smiling with your eyes(don't growl it looks awful...trust me)

YUO ONLY NEED THESE 3 TO WORK IT.THE REST IS UP TO THE STORY YOU ARE TELLING

do things with your hands like

1. open up your hands and fan it open over your eyes like the picture above
2. or use your hand to brush through your hair and stop half way with your hands in your hair
3. HAVE FUN

if i were to break walking down to three components are

1. 1)you need to have really good posture


2. 2)you need to hit the rhythm


3. 3)the attitude

• the head should not be bobbing too much it must be straight


• have one foot in front of the other like walking on a straight line.


• lock your legs at the back .if not you will end up having the crunched up feeling.


• Shoulders back..... but relaxed
  Learn to stand like a supermodel. Practice your posture, throw your shoulders back, and push your pelvis slightly forward. It might create the illusion that you're leaning back a little, rather than hunching forward.


• have a slight bend in your elbow not swinging like a virgin girl but swinging slightly(brush the sides of your thighs


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  Make your stride look long and commanding by lifting your legs almost in the same fashion a horse would. For each stride, you want to lift your foot a good distance off the ground (with a bend in the knee) and then place it down . Don't make your strides too large as this will make you look awkward and ungraceful, but make sure you take large enough steps(for those who are naturally short)

• give A sultry stare
  Look straight forward, capturing the essence of the clothes you're wearing with the expression on your face. Focus on an object straight ahead of you (but don't stare at a viewer...that is creepy). Keep your chin up and your head still as your body moves down the runway. When you make your turn at the end, let your head be the last part of your body to move.


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  Develop your own signature walk. There's no simple formula for walking the runway, and what will ultimately make you stand out is not only how well you can move your body but also how much of your own personality you can inject into your performance to make it memorable. The best way to create your own unique style is to experiment, practice, and get feedback YOU CA SWIRL AND TWIRL DURING YOUR RUNWAY WALK TO ADD SPICES INTO IT


• If you should trip, fall, or have any other unfortunate circumstance, recover gracefully. Smile, laugh, and keep going as if it never happened. Nothing will demonstrate your confidence like your performance under stressful circumstances.
  

REMEMBER ITS NOT LIKE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD, ITS A RUNWAY WALK SO IT HAS TO BE UNIQUE

next post would be how to pose for the camera....how to give a story with your eyes in your pic.(well it is difficult...i'm still trying to figure that out)but sharifah wanted me to

You should resist smiling with your mouth. It will only grimace, so keep it fixed.

When you smile with your eyes, it will spread and your mouth will move naturally and easily into a genuine smile. Let the smile with your mouth come naturally when it is ready.

When you smile naturally, your whole face moves. Fake smiles involve just the mouth, and people notice something wrong. The next time you are REALLY smiling, take note of the muscles in your cheeks, forehead, and temples. If you want to be able to consistently smile with all your face, you will have to identify and practice this, just as you did with the mouth alone.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT:

1. Squint your eyes
2. if your eyes are small, squint while widening your eyes(the widening is like a little opposing force against your squinting)
3. there is no need to smile with your lips or showing your teeth(difficult?try to smile with your lips along with the eyes then relax your lips)
4. EASIER???try to cover your mouth with a paper and smile at the mirror.but when u put the paper away...try smiling with your eyes....

Practice in the mirror. See for yourself how this technique always works and makes you much more acceptable to others. Become a magnet of beauty! Smile with your eyes!

Next up on supermodel 101, i will teach you how to walk.signature walk or sophisticated walk.

so today was the Amaths test and also the day, me and jiajin expects a miracle to happen(don't know? read my past posts"miracle" and "another miracle".)but nothing....nada.i had a bad cold and i was like so desperate to get well for the test or i'll have my mucus oozing out of my nose and not being able to concentrate during my tests.

well my cold did recede..somehowbut i did sneeze a couple of times.

after our maths lesson in the com lab...me and alex were walking back to class and while walking i was thinking of the ANTM walk...the horse-ey one.so i tried to walking but, simultaneously alex walked the same like me starting at the same time and the same leg. and it was like so synchonized.haha we bothed laughed at the third step.funny.

so this TOON OF THE DAY is basically a hen that cheats on the rooster.the hen had an affair with an elephant.(how did she do that???i have no idea)so the rooster is mad and strangles her
this is at the lobby of the ward in the hospital so today we got our maths test paper.i've got a 30/40 and i'm like WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so at home i didn't on the laptop i studied a maths from 5pm to 11pm(including praying, eating and 15 mins of nap) cause a lot of students have been stepping up and i SO need to do something rather than always a borderline A1.

so today is basically revising my amaths



FOCUS



SO THIS IS ME AND MY SIS..I DO THINK THAT THIS PICTURE EMPHASISES ON THE SIMILARITY OF OUR FACIAL FEATURES(TWINS)



so this pic my mum was excluded cause she is the one taking the picture but you can see her in the second post in my blog.



JOKE OF THE DAY
so today mrs tan emailed me(we've been emailing(normal chatting) for like 3 weeks)she really made me feel good about myself after i sent her my email that the malay guys would make fun out of me.

so putting that aside once i got home i watched all the AMERICA' S NEXT TOP MODEL runway walking and male models runway walks to practice and i think i know what to do( but once there i walk like normal haha)i even send jiajin some ANTM videos on runway walkseg. crossing of legs and such

i even know what to do during the real thing.just have to tell li pin my plan although i do want a shawl for myself to WORK IT during the runway.

FUNNY QUOTES:
1)You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
2)If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
3)I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
4)Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
5)If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
6)There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
7)I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
8)If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?


joke of the day i think this is really funny








FUNNY TOON OF THE DAY











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this is me as a bull and my sister being a terrorist(although its just a "tudung")just so you, the white ring is from the frame of the mask.i took it out and shape it into a ring and like clip it into my nose.disgusting????i know!!!i didn't know what i did that time







So today is sunday(religious class).it was 9.15 am while i was walking toward the "card tapping place"I SAW ELFIRA walking with her black jeans and her thick eyeliner...showing a little bit of her attitude.I don't know where she came from or where was she going.anyway there she was all gothic and here I am wearing my religious costume with my 'songkok" all ready to go and gain some knowledge.

I came back at like 2pm and bought myself the teeth whitener i always wanted(i spent all my saving...but its better than buying sweets , right?)...its says 3 weeks for 2 shades whiter.so i was like so happy to finally got it.


So if everyone knows I have to send my brother to tuition in CHUA CHU KANG from 10am to 1pm.very long?I KNOW but luckily before we go off my mum told me that today is the last day of my brother's tuition.yay.no need to listen to the parents so called "motivational talk" .so i'm bored now.waiting for something exciting to happen to blog.I can't even hear the song uploaded in my blog itself.



this is my family.at the hospital where we celebrated my father's birthday, he said he's very happy but if you look deep into his eyes you can see sadness beyond.....sadness.if you look at my brother(the small one) he's trying to accentuate his lips cause he asked why i can do it but he cannot.(i'm an SM...dunno ask ruiling)he's now at home ..now.





















So i'm back.Many people have been begging me to start my blog(well not really begging).Anyway jiajin(bestie) helped me in the progress my blog.And I think I actually irritated her big time.(sorry)

so this afternoon, a miracle happened.Mrs phua forward the AM test to after recess(thank you)and mrs yeo also had to go off early.after school I walked with jiajin, talking about the blog and MSNo_O.oh and also about the racial harmony thingy.SHOUT OUT:umm i need someone's indian or chinese clothes cause my malay costume cannot even fit me.(i've been wearing it for 3 years)So FYI i'm really tall and really skinny so i'm not proportionately "right"SHOUT OUT ENDS......SO I END HERE for tonight.

PS:good luck wei ling and.....what was I about to write......damn. that's it bye