10 reasons "Why gays are important?"
3:03 AM |
Hey comrades,
Today on "WHY GAYS.....", I'm going to talk to you about why gays are important you the world. Well......
Firstly: By legalizing gay marriages, we can save the economy. The average American wedding costs like around $20,000. The number of gay couples living together without the benefit of marriage is estimated at 3 million. Using those numbers, same-sex marriages could pump an estimated additional $60 billion in revenue into our deteriorating economy. Oh and that doesn't even include money from the pre-wedding parties, honeymoons, or wedding registries.
Secondly: we can slow down birth rates. Well neither one of us can reproduce right? Duh!!!
Thirdly: We are the only species in males that are allowed to say " fabulous!!!" and " honey" to everyone... even animals. Ane we can call girls " girlfriend" even if they're not your girlfriend.
Fourthly: We have good expression. We can smile to let someone know we can't stand them.
Fifthly: We can teach you people how to be FIERCE!!!
Sixth: We can understand both sides of the gender. ( So you can tell me anything people )
seventh: We are the only group of people not touched by war. So we are precious, "pure".
Eighth: We make life for girls more colourful and fun. As we always have a smile on our faces.
Ninth: Girls can easiliy ask whether their ass is too big or what they are wearing is disgusting or not.
Tenth: We have the greatest gossips you need...From both sexes...
OK you might disagree to this...but this is my blog and i can say what i want to say...bye